Soda Taster Gifts

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

Wine taster with mineral water

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

My comfort zone

'The statue of David? I thought you said Mogen David.'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."

'Frank, it's water.'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'

Brew Clubs

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '