Fun Drink Taster Gifts

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Complementary Beverages

Coffee Menu

Wine taster with mineral water

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

My comfort zone

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

Hotel mini-bar.

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."

'The statue of David? I thought you said Mogen David.'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Frank, it's water.'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'