Soft Drink Tasting Gifts

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Coffee Menu

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Hotel mini-bar.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

Spring Water

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Welcome Back.

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

"Still sparkling"

Cola Observatory

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'Light refreshments now being served'

"Would sir care to see the water list?"

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.

Lemonade - Don't Pay Till 2010

"I'm cutting you off, pal. You've had enough Snapple."

"Little tart?"

'Yes, I voted! ...and I've always regretted it. New Coke was awful.'