Soft Drink Sleuths Gifts

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Complaints Desk

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Dutch Courage

Hold The Pickles

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'Do you have any coffee?'

'Light refreshments now being served'

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

"We met on Fizzbook!"