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'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Complaints Desk

California Beverages Map

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Coca-Cola Inc: 'Gentlemen, is it too late to be bailed out for 'NEW' Coke?'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hold The Pickles

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Dutch Courage

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

No, I'm not a gambler at all. I just blow on these and they keep serving me drinks.

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'Do you have any coffee?'

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

'Light refreshments now being served'

Pop Quiz: 'Which came first, Tizer or Tango?'

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

I must say your enormous soda beguiles me.