Tasting Beverages Gifts

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Picking pastries.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Main Types of Cheese

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Alpha Seltzer

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

You've Had Enough!

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.