Tasting New Drinks Gifts

Coffee Menu

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"That's very offensive."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Hotel mini-bar.

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Hold The Pickles

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

Welcome Back.

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

Can you make a pink squirrel? Make a pink squirrel do what, exactly?

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

"Still sparkling"

Good, huh? I grind my own cocoa beans.

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Film extras drinks night'

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

"Little tart?"

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

'Who's the bastard, who started putting a lemon in bottle of beer.'