Exploring New Drinks Gifts

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"That's very offensive."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Coffee Menu

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Hold The Pickles

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Welcome Back.

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

Gourmet Pizza.

'Film extras drinks night'

'Who's the bastard, who started putting a lemon in bottle of beer.'

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try. In light of that, I will extend to you a brief respite from my usually relentless attacks upon your character.

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

"I'm sorry, but 'just plain old coffee' no longer exists."

Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. and can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going. And can y

'I'm trying something salty for a change: This tastes great!'