Drinks With A Twist Gifts

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Coffee Menu

"That's very offensive."

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Time? Time's relative.'

Hold The Pickles

Welcome Back.

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

'It's Thanksgiving.. do you have any CRANBERRY VODKA?'

Good grief! What did we order?!

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"I haven't got a problem with alcohol - it's Clark Kent that drinks like a fish!"

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

"I told you the service was very personal!"

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

"You folks ready, or do you need more time?"

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!

'Caller Will be required to show ID.' Man holds up ID stating 'Your husband'.

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. and can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going. And can y