Unusual Drinks Gifts

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Pina Coladas

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"That's very offensive."

Coffee Menu

PIna Colada

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Hard day at the office Dear? You're swigging the Balsamic Vinegar."

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

This whisky is 20 years old!

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Hold The Pickles

Welcome Back.

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'Film extras drinks night'

'Who's the bastard, who started putting a lemon in bottle of beer.'

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

No glass, no washing up, so it's free!

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."