Unique Beverages Gifts

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

A Good Batch.

"Underweird bras."

Bottle Distillery

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Champagne Tasting.

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'I think we've done it, Igor. This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Hold The Pickles

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Trendy new La Croix flavors

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

"It's a new craft beverage with zero carbs, zero calories, and no bitter aftertaste. It's called water."

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"This one's a blend of historical and contemporary botanicals."

'Film extras drinks night'

'This customer wants 'a coffee' - do we serve those?'

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

'I added tobasco sauce to make it pink.'

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

'One unexpected problem I've run into, since making my own wine, is finding foods to pair with 160-proof Burgundy.'

"We should never have started offering it potato chips!"

Zeke only drinks craft hootch from a micro-still nowadays.

"It's a coffee for when you'd rather be drinking tea."

"Would you like the Tall, Non-Fat Latte with Caramel Drizzle, Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte with Soy Milk, Triple,Venti, Soy, No Foam Latte..."

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

I love Pretentious Coffee.

Have you ever noticed that the more complicated the order, the more gay the orderee?