Specialty Beverages Gifts

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The Alpha Seltzer

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

You've Had Enough!

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Tea of Love

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Bottle Distillery

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

National Coffee Day

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Wine taster with mineral water

"I'll have the usual."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

How About Serving Us For a Change

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

It was getting harder and harder to stay psyched.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

California Beverages Map

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

The Coffee Tattoo