Premium Beverages Gifts

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

You've Had Enough!

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

The Alpha Seltzer

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

National Coffee Day

Wine taster with mineral water

"I'll have the usual."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

California Beverages Map

If you can't afford the milk you drink, there are options. I can put you on a payment plan. Minimal APR since you're such a valued customer. Valued?! You hardly treat me like I'm valued, you miser! YOU TREAT ME WITH CONTEMPT! Good point. Maximum APR, then.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

The Coffee Tattoo

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

The Future of Flight?