Gourmet Beverage Buffs Gifts

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Wanna talk about it?

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"What'll ya have?"

Join me for dinner?

Haute Chinese

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"You see, I don't believe in eating fast. I believe in savoring. I....hey, stop looking at my food!"

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

'Good thing you ordered a double portion.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'Pass the grey stuff.'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".