Gourmet Beverage Buffs Pillows

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"An everything Martini, please."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Scotch and water musick."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Wanna talk about it?

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Join me for dinner?

Haute Chinese

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

"What'll ya have?"

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'Pass the grey stuff.'

'Good thing you ordered a double portion.'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"You see, I don't believe in eating fast. I believe in savoring. I....hey, stop looking at my food!"

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

Cut out and keep your own Chef

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".