Experiencing New Flavors Gifts

You're the hot sauce on my everything.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Coffee Menu

Culture clash

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Hot Rinzelophtats

...and a pooty fruity!

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

"Curry too hot for you sir..?"

Welcome Back.

"What? No Vanilla?"

''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'

"We start with black coffee and then add a lot of stuff so it doesn't taste like black coffee."

'So what's it to be, Indian cuisine, Chinese take out or are you going to do the usual Russian Roulette?'

Pick 'n' Mix Potato Crisps

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

'I don't think I've ever had an eggplant before!'

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

"Is the Black Cherry Vanilla Beer Coolie any good? That depends on your lack of taste."

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."