Unexpected Flavor Lover Gifts

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Harsh Mellows.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"That's very offensive."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

Funky Chef 2

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

A menu with risks and benefits

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Ice Cream Flavors

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.