Trying New Beers Gifts

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Happy thoughts

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Just the one...

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'