Beer Sampling Gifts

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"This place has the best happy hour."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Happy thoughts

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'We'll take it!'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Just the one...

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'