Tasting Beer Gifts

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'No I'll pass ... I really want a lager.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Fish hunting for men.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers