Beer Testing Gifts

Scot's beer.

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin