Beer Tasters Gifts

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'I know it's gassy...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Happy thoughts

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Just the one...

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."