Beer Tasters Pillows

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'I know it's gassy...'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Happy thoughts

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Just the one...

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

Bottle Distillery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."