Libation Taster Pillows

Scariest Tactics

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Complementary Beverages

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

My first mistake.

My comfort zone

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

'The statue of David? I thought you said Mogen David.'

"Wine not?"

'Frank, it's water.'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'