Relaxed Taster Pillows

"Wine not?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Complementary Beverages

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

My comfort zone

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Brew Clubs

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

Scariest Tactics

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

Little Dark Specks

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"Enough yin. More yang."

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'