Casual Taster Pillows

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

My comfort zone

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'