Casual Taster Pillows

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

My comfort zone

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."