Curious Taster Pillows

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"Enough yin. More yang."

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

"How did you get on with the food while on holiday?"

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"

"I'm the king's food taster. He likes comfort foods."

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'