Food Taster Pillows

"Enough yin. More yang."

'Being the royal food taster doesn't mean you always get to lick the filling from the cookies.'

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

Food Taster Abuse

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"I'm George your new supervisor. Now whch one of you is our food taster?"

"I'm the king's food taster. He likes comfort foods."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Main Types of Cheese

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I come here for the pepper."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"