Taster Pillows

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Wine not?"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Brew Clubs

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Little Dark Specks

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"Bottled or tap?"

"Enough yin. More yang."

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,

Book Burp

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'