Curious Taster Gifts

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'Telling them there is no meaning to life only ruins it for the rest of us.'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"Enough yin. More yang."

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

"How did you get on with the food while on holiday?"

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

Dog drinking 'water with a hint of toilet limescale.'

"Just trying to get in on that whole 'farm-to-table' thing..."

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'

"I'm the king's food taster. He likes comfort foods."

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"

'Being the royal food taster doesn't mean you always get to lick the filling from the cookies.'