Brave Taster Gifts

"I'm starving! Let's eat!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Wine not?"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"Column A are things they said would kill you ten years ago but are now considered totally good for you. Column B are things they currently think will kill you."

'Your taste buds are starting to bloom.'

"I'm getting gnats, I'm getting cats, I'm getting dogs..."

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'Perhaps I should have warned monsieur it is an acquired taste.'

The Modern Daredevil.

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

'What are you doing putting ketchup on my souffle??? I worked all day on that! Are you out of your mind??'