Cocktail Taster Pillows

"After last night, I'm a changed man -- I changed from scotch to vodka."

Complementary Beverages

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"An everything Martini, please."

"I love this time of day."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.