Cocktail Taster Pillows

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

"After last night, I'm a changed man -- I changed from scotch to vodka."

Complementary Beverages

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Party Animals.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Pina Coladas

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'