Casual Sipper Pillows

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"So what do you think of it?"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I tried jogging once, but it frothed up my beer.'

'Him? He's the first French astronaut. No mission, he's up here purely for enjoyment.'

French Wine Tasting

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."