Seasonal Sipper Pillows

"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

New for Fall

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

We'll have Manhattans...

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Lemonade without borders.

A very fine vintage

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Basic Instinct

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"Wine not?"

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

Can I get you another coffee?

"You need a hobby."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."