Summer Sipper Pillows

Lemonade - Passwords.

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

Lemonade - Don't Pay Till 2010

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

Lemonade without borders.

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

We'll have Manhattans...

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"