Daytime Sipper Pillows

"Great coffee, honey!"

"Of course I drink during the day—I'm way too tired to drink at night."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Lemonade without borders.

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

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"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

'What did we do before green tea?'

"Hello, I'm Mike McBride of News Thirteen vacation for Harry Short."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."