Sunset Sipper Pillows

"Hello, I'm Mike McBride of News Thirteen vacation for Harry Short."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Desert Island Fishing

"Friday, meet bank holiday Monday."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Bryan Ferry

Beach flirting

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Complaints Desk

A very fine vintage

Lemonade without borders.

A Transformer for grownups

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I told you to sip it!'

New for Fall

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Kids, those video games are going to desensitize you.'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'