Sunset Sipper Gifts

"Hello, I'm Mike McBride of News Thirteen vacation for Harry Short."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Desert Island Fishing

"Friday, meet bank holiday Monday."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Bryan Ferry

Beach flirting

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

Lemonade without borders.

Complaints Desk

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

A Transformer for grownups

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A very fine vintage

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I told you to sip it!'

'Put an olive in it please. My doctor says I need more greens and less alchohol.'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'Kids, those video games are going to desensitize you.'

New for Fall

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."