Sunshine Sipper Gifts

Holidays

Beer

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

We'll have Manhattans...

Sparkling Water

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I forget to drink."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'll have the usual."

Lemonade without borders.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Spring Training

'Boozer's Week.'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Scariest Tactics

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"Hello, I'm Mike McBride of News Thirteen vacation for Harry Short."