Scenic Sipper Gifts

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'll have the usual."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A very fine vintage

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Lemonade without borders.

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Can I get you another coffee?

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"You need a hobby."

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