Scenic Sipper Gifts

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Whine and cheezed party."

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A very fine vintage

Lemonade without borders.

Anton's Bar and Grill

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"You need a hobby."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

Can I get you another coffee?

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'