Snug Sipper Pillows

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

A very fine vintage

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Can I get you another coffee?

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

New for Fall