Snug Sipper Mugs

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

We'll have Manhattans...

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

A very fine vintage

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Wine not?"

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Can I get you another coffee?

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

New for Fall