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'Hi hon. Me? I'm just getting some work done and the kids are playing in the other room.'

"Great coffee, honey!"

"Of course I drink during the day—I'm way too tired to drink at night."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"I'll have the usual."

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Lemonade without borders.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Scariest Tactics

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

New for Fall

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Hello, I'm Mike McBride of News Thirteen vacation for Harry Short."

'What did we do before green tea?'