Therapeutic Treat Taster Pillows

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Wine not?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Dog's Sandwich

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Comparative Review of the New York Post and its App

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

Slimline Santa

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

"Come to the dark side."

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

Devils and Angels

Evil Personified $1.00

'I don't dare look at that dessert...but feel free to describe it to me in graphic detail!'

"It was thrilling, yet terrifying. I felt like a diabetic kid in a candy store."