Therapeutic Treat Taster Pillows

'How about a few of the pretty pink and yellow ones today, dear.'

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Wine not?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

Dog's Sandwich

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'We first met here - when I was doing your job.'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

Ice Cream Cone Ladder

'. . . of course, batteries are not included.'

"I knew I didn't need the Death by Chocolate."

"Come to the dark side."

Devils and Angels

Evil Personified $1.00

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

Slimline Santa

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

Latest: Delia loves apples.

'I don't dare look at that dessert...but feel free to describe it to me in graphic detail!'

"It was thrilling, yet terrifying. I felt like a diabetic kid in a candy store."