Therapy Tester Pillows

"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

Exam

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Your meal sounded nice."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Good Luck with your finals.

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

Avocado Timeline

Rust test in progress.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'