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"How did the acupuncture session go, Sebastian?"

Exam

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Your meal sounded nice."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Good Luck with your finals.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Empty Headed Schoolboy

'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'

Bigger Brain

Avocado Timeline

Rust test in progress.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

History student: 'I remembered the Alamo ... but forgot everything else!'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"How much is this going to cost me?"