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"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

Gregory became an unpopular character after testing his theory that 'all fish could fly'.

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

"Well, that blows the hell out of my theory."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Bonk!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

A Freudian slip...

"Mine's bigger than yours."

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

You can relax now.

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

"Lucky Guess."

Max Weber

"Your IQ came back negative."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'