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"What good is a crazy theory if you don't put it into practice?"

Gregory became an unpopular character after testing his theory that 'all fish could fly'.

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

"Well, that blows the hell out of my theory."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"Bonk!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

A Freudian slip...

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

You can relax now.

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

'I think the professor is trying out the theory of relativity... trying to make time fly!'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"Lucky Guess."

"Your IQ came back negative."

Max Weber

Theory A Day Calendar.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'