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Theoretical mathematician proving why he's had all he can take.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sigmund Freud.

Skeptic Tank.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Booster shots

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Truth

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files