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"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

It was the moment of truth, after which they all got back to lying.

Philosophers On Strike

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'What do you mean it's wrong? In Ethics we learnt that the truth is always objective!'

"There sits the unvarnished truth. Now, how shall we interpret it to our advantage?"

"Ignore that - social media tells me that the truth is a conspiracy to keep us in our place."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

"Joan, I need you to prepare an objective analysis proving I'm correct."

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'

Library shelf signs: 'Factual and Fiction. . .Stretching the truth and Outright lies'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'I just read an online article that says you should never believe anything you read online.'

'I swear to tell the truth,the whole truth,and nothing but the truth, from my perspective.'

'Way too much information on your resume.'

A man seeking truth encounters a clown.

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not in some sneaky relativistic way?"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'Will you be truthful with me please?'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

As it turned out, that was a lie too.

'Never get your story too straight: they may hold you to it.'

Nonfiction, taken out of context, fiction.

'Maybe that isn't the way it happened, but that's they way it should have happened, and that's they way I'm going to remember it happened.'

Judicial system should not be judged by past performance.

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

'Tell me your side of the story. I already know the truth.'

'The Existential Files.'

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"This just in: alternative facts are not facts. They're lies. I'm a delinquent ten-year-old and even I know that."

"You may find some of the facts have changed as I've brought them into line with modern human rights."