Drug Tester T-Shirts

'That's great, but it was supposed to be a laxative.'

"They're drug testers from the pharmaceutical company."

'Hey! Are you taking the piss?!'

'He'll have to do a drugs test!'

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

"Did they do a test for steroids after the cow jumped over the moon?"

Drug testing man chasing American Football player for a urine sample.

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

Exam

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"My homework ate my dog."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Harsh Mellows.

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"